So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
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i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
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If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
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