So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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