I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
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He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
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Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
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