But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
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He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
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The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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