Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Randomize
