Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
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Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
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Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
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