does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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