Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
this will be a night to untag.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
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It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
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Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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