So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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