You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
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Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
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he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
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If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
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