i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
So much Jack, so little girl.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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