hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
Semen is not good for contacts.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
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