Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
