Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
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he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
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Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
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