I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
smell my finger.
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
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