I love black thongs
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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