On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
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I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
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I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
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