he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
This is my gift to your gina
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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