I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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