Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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