I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
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It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
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He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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