Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
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