Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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