census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
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