One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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