don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
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It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
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THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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