Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
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