we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
Randomize
