Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
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Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
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My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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