She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
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Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
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dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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