And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
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btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
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And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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