Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
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Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
he was CRYING into my vagina
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
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