I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
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He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
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Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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