Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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