I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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