The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
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Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
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Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
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