She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
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Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
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Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
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