Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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