I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
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in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
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Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
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