I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
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