Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
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she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
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Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
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