Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
