I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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