I'm gonna have a badass scar
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
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We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
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The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
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