I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
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