My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
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Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
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Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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