i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
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why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
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I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
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