No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
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i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
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I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
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