ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
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Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
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He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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