i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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