For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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