3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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