I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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