doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
Randomize
