In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
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