I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
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Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
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Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
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