I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
I had to explain to the waiter that I'm not the DD because I can't drive, but as the Designated 'Make Sure No One Gets Roofied Or Hit By A Car On The Walk Home'-er, I should still get the free drinks.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
i think we sleep fucked last night...
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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