how can u be prego again
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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